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Woolworthless.
The fresh-ish food people.
Woolworthless is a supermarket parody in Empty’s Australian shopping world. Its departments include Fruit & veg, Meat & seafood, Dairy, eggs & fridge, Pantry. Browse a few of the actual game listings below before opening the store; the shopping, payment and delivery are all fictional.
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From the in-game storefront
Crisp apples, Australian beef and a jar of Vegemight, delivered in a reusable bag that will never be reused. Tap Boost on every offer, every week, for the rush of having done something.
The shop’s own retail character
The fresh-ish food people. Prices Dropped on hundreds of things that are also not there. The store calls its basket a trolley; its department names and advertised perks below come from the same storefront you can open inside the PC.
A look at the game catalogue
These are items you can inspect in Woolworthless inside Empty. Every purchase uses imaginary money.
Choose a department
Fruit & veg
227 items in the game catalogue.
Meat & seafood
31 items in the game catalogue.
Dairy, eggs & fridge
152 items in the game catalogue.
Pantry
387 items in the game catalogue.
Pet
174 items in the game catalogue.
Household
244 items in the game catalogue.
All groceries
898 items in the game catalogue.
Personal care
220 items in the game catalogue.
The shop’s advertised pretend perks
- Delivery Now
- Within 2 hours, measured in imaginary hours
- Direct to boot
- Pop the boot; we’ll pop in nothing
- Everyday Rewardn’ts
- 1 point per $1. 2,000 points = $10 off never
Try a specific stop
These shortcuts open the actual department or page inside Empty, so you can try the parts described above.
Before you switch on
Woolworthless is an original parody, not affiliated with or endorsed by Woolworths. The game uses imaginary money and fictional checkout details. No real purchase is made.
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