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Tescno.
Every little doesn’t.
Tescno is a supermarket parody in Empty’s British shopping world. Its departments include Fresh food, Food cupboard, Household, Health & beauty. Browse a few of the actual game listings below before opening the store; the shopping, payment and delivery are all fictional.
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From the in-game storefront
Thousands of Clubcard’t Prices this week, on groceries you will never have to carry up the stairs. Book a delivery slot of your choice. The van comes when it comes, which is never, so pick a time that suits you.
The shop’s own retail character
Clubcard’t Prices: lower prices for members, and everyone is a member, so they’re just prices. The store calls its basket a basket; its department names and advertised perks below come from the same storefront you can open inside the PC.
A look at the game catalogue
These are items you can inspect in Tescno inside Empty. Every purchase uses imaginary money.
Choose a department
Fresh food
Freshly picked, freshly nothing. 273 items in the game catalogue.
Food cupboard
417 items in the game catalogue.
Household
244 items in the game catalogue.
Health & beauty
220 items in the game catalogue.
Pets
174 items in the game catalogue.
Home & ents
2,345 items in the game catalogue.
All groceries
897 items in the game catalogue.
The shop’s advertised pretend perks
- Delivery saver
- Free delivery on orders over $50, slots from 7am
- Click+Collect
- From your nearest Tescno Extra, which is empty
- Clubcard’t
- Earn 1 point per $1. Points are decorative
Try a specific stop
These shortcuts open the actual department or page inside Empty, so you can try the parts described above.
Before you switch on
Tescno is an original parody, not affiliated with or endorsed by Tesco. The game uses imaginary money and fictional checkout details. No real purchase is made.
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