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Sainsbaren’t’s.
Good food for all of us. Delivered to none of us.
Sainsbaren’t’s is a supermarket parody in Empty’s British shopping world. Its departments include Fresh food, Food cupboard, Treats & snacks, Home & Habitat-ish. Browse a few of the actual game listings below before opening the store; the shopping, payment and delivery are all fictional.
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From the in-game storefront
Hundreds of Nectarn’t Prices this week. Scan your card at the till, hear the beep, collect points worth a gentle sense of accomplishment. Our premium range: same nothing, nicer packaging, a tiny gold leaf on the label and a word like “hand-cooked” for good measure.
The shop’s own retail character
Nectarn’t Prices: lower prices with your card, which you left on the kitchen counter. The store calls its basket a trolley; its department names and advertised perks below come from the same storefront you can open inside the PC.
A look at the game catalogue
These are items you can inspect in Sainsbaren’t’s inside Empty. Every purchase uses imaginary money.
Choose a department
Fresh food
Good food for all of us. Delivered to none of us. 308 items in the game catalogue.
Food cupboard
392 items in the game catalogue.
Treats & snacks
339 items in the game catalogue.
Home & Habitat-ish
2,231 items in the game catalogue.
Health & beauty
220 items in the game catalogue.
All groceries
897 items in the game catalogue.
Pets
174 items in the game catalogue.
The shop’s advertised pretend perks
- Delivery Pass
- Unlimited deliveries of nothing from $2.50 a month
- SmartShop
- Scan as you shop, pack as you go, take nothing home
- Argone inside
- Collect from the Argone counter by the toilets
Try a specific stop
These shortcuts open the actual department or page inside Empty, so you can try the parts described above.
Before you switch on
Sainsbaren’t’s is an original parody, not affiliated with or endorsed by Sainsbury’s. The game uses imaginary money and fictional checkout details. No real purchase is made.
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