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Discount grocery · Inside the Empty PC
No Thrills.
No thrills. No frills. No groceries.
No Thrills is a discount grocery parody in Empty’s Canadian shopping world. Its departments include Pantry, Snacks, Dairy & frozen, Household. Browse a few of the actual game listings below before opening the store; the shopping, payment and delivery are all fictional.
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From the in-game storefront
Bring in a competitor’s flyer and we’ll match it, staple it to the wall and never speak of it again. Bring your own bags. Bring your own groceries.
The shop’s own retail character
Won’t be beat. Won’t be delivered either. The store calls its basket a cart; its department names and advertised perks below come from the same storefront you can open inside the PC.
A look at the game catalogue
These are items you can inspect in No Thrills inside Empty. Every purchase uses imaginary money.
Choose a department
Pantry
Bulk bins of the bare minimum. 386 items in the game catalogue.
Snacks
322 items in the game catalogue.
Dairy & frozen
141 items in the game catalogue.
Household
244 items in the game catalogue.
All groceries
880 items in the game catalogue.
Pets
174 items in the game catalogue.
Personal care
220 items in the game catalogue.
The shop’s advertised pretend perks
- Won’t be beat
- We price match any flyer, including fan fiction
- Bring your own bags
- Bags 10¢. Groceries not available
- PC Optimistic
- Points accepted, then forgotten
Try a specific stop
These shortcuts open the actual department or page inside Empty, so you can try the parts described above.
Before you switch on
No Thrills is an original parody, not affiliated with or endorsed by No Frills. The game uses imaginary money and fictional checkout details. No real purchase is made.
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