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Grocery · Inside the Empty PC
Hole Foods Market.
Organic. Artisanal. Absent.
Hole Foods Market is a grocery parody in Empty’s American shopping world. Its departments include Pantry, Snacks, Cheese & dairy, Body care. Browse a few of the actual game listings below before opening the store; the shopping, payment and delivery are all fictional.
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From the in-game storefront
Small-batch, single-origin, hand-raised nothing from farmers who know their nothing by name. It costs a little more, because it means a little less. Aged eighteen months in a cave that does not exist, rubbed with brine and good intentions. Free samples of the air near it.
The shop’s own retail character
Prime’t members save an extra 10% on things that cost three times as much. The store calls its basket a cart; its department names and advertised perks below come from the same storefront you can open inside the PC.
A look at the game catalogue
These are items you can inspect in Hole Foods Market inside Empty. Every purchase uses imaginary money.
Choose a department
Pantry
Ethically sourced, sustainably absent. 407 items in the game catalogue.
Snacks
357 items in the game catalogue.
Cheese & dairy
159 items in the game catalogue.
Body care
220 items in the game catalogue.
Flowers & plants
356 items in the game catalogue.
All groceries
950 items in the game catalogue.
Pets
174 items in the game catalogue.
The shop’s advertised pretend perks
- Prime’t members
- An extra 10% off things that cost 300% more
- Hot bar
- Pay by the pound. The pound is the price
- Quality standards
- Over 300 ingredients banned, plus all the others
Try a specific stop
These shortcuts open the actual department or page inside Empty, so you can try the parts described above.
Before you switch on
Hole Foods Market is an original parody, not affiliated with or endorsed by Whole Foods Market. The game uses imaginary money and fictional checkout details. No real purchase is made.
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