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Pharmacy · Inside the Empty PC

CVNo.
Health is everything. Receipts are longer.

CVNo is a pharmacy parody in Empty’s American shopping world. Its departments include Beauty, Personal care, Snacks & drinks, Household. Browse a few of the actual game listings below before opening the store; the shopping, payment and delivery are all fictional.

Open CVNo in Empty

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From the in-game storefront

Every purchase comes with a receipt that unrolls past your knees and keeps going. Coupons on the coupons. A coupon for a longer receipt. Shampoo, toothpaste and socks are now behind a plexiglass door. Press the button. A chime plays. Somewhere, someone sighs. Nobody comes.

The shop’s own retail character

ExtraCare’t members: your receipt this week is 4.2 metres long. The store calls its basket a cart; its department names and advertised perks below come from the same storefront you can open inside the PC.

A look at the game catalogue

These are items you can inspect in CVNo inside Empty. Every purchase uses imaginary money.

Choose a department

The shop’s advertised pretend perks

ExtraCare’t
2% back in coupons printed on a 2 metre receipt
Pharmacy
Ready in 15 minutes, or a week, or a fax
Same-day delivery
From the store nobody is staffing

Try a specific stop

These shortcuts open the actual department or page inside Empty, so you can try the parts described above.

Before you switch on

CVNo is an original parody, not affiliated with or endorsed by CVS. The game uses imaginary money and fictional checkout details. No real purchase is made.

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