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Chemist Barehouse.
Australia’s cheapest chemist. Also the emptiest.
Chemist Barehouse is a pharmacy parody in Empty’s Australian shopping world. Its departments include Beauty, Skin care, Fragrances, Confectionery. Browse a few of the actual game listings below before opening the store; the shopping, payment and delivery are all fictional.
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From the in-game storefront
Designer fragrances up to 60% off RRP, under the kind of fluorescent lighting that makes every price look like a bargain. Ask our friendly pharmacist about anything. They will recommend you stay hydrated and go home.
The shop’s own retail character
WHY PAY MORE? WHY PAY AT ALL? DON’T PAY RRP! (OR ANYTHING!) The store calls its basket a cart; its department names and advertised perks below come from the same storefront you can open inside the PC.
A look at the game catalogue
These are items you can inspect in Chemist Barehouse inside Empty. Every purchase uses imaginary money.
Choose a department
Beauty
83 items in the game catalogue.
Skin care
137 items in the game catalogue.
Fragrances
Huge discounts on designer fragrances. Huger discounts on fragrance. 100 items in the game catalogue.
Confectionery
22 items in the game catalogue.
Baby
10 items in the game catalogue.
Snacks & drinks
332 items in the game catalogue.
The shop’s advertised pretend perks
- Click & Collect
- Ready in 2 hours behind a very long counter
- Free shipping
- On orders over $89, delivered by a yellow van
- Ask a pharmacist
- Free advice, mostly about drinking water
Try a specific stop
These shortcuts open the actual department or page inside Empty, so you can try the parts described above.
Before you switch on
Chemist Barehouse is an original parody, not affiliated with or endorsed by Chemist Warehouse. The game uses imaginary money and fictional checkout details. No real purchase is made.
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