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Canadian Tired.
Get ready for winter. Or don’t, and apologise.

Canadian Tired is a hardware & outdoors parody in Empty’s Canadian shopping world. Its departments include Tools & hardware, Outdoor living, Sports & rec, Kitchen. Browse a few of the actual game listings below before opening the store; the shopping, payment and delivery are all fictional.

Open Canadian Tired in Empty

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From the in-game storefront

Snow shovels, hockey gear and a remarkably large selection of things you’ll find in the garage in April. Very dark, strong taste, tapped by hand. Pairs with pancakes, ketchup chips and a long weekend.

The shop’s own retail character

Earn Canadian Tired Money on every purchase. Spend it on nothing. Sorry about that. The store calls its basket a cart; its department names and advertised perks below come from the same storefront you can open inside the PC.

A look at the game catalogue

These are items you can inspect in Canadian Tired inside Empty. Every purchase uses imaginary money.

Choose a department

The shop’s advertised pretend perks

Triangle Rewards’nt
Earn on gas, groceries and nothing
Curbside pickup
Text us when you arrive. We’ll text back, eh
Easy returns
90 days, or until the snow melts

Try a specific stop

These shortcuts open the actual department or page inside Empty, so you can try the parts described above.

Before you switch on

Canadian Tired is an original parody, not affiliated with or endorsed by Canadian Tire. The game uses imaginary money and fictional checkout details. No real purchase is made.

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