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Bored & Noble.
One more book. Plenty of shelf space.

Bored & Noble is a bookshop for the pleasure of browsing a reading pile. Its books have fictional titles, authors and blurbs, with covers made for the game. Start with a genre, inspect a book that catches your eye and read its opening pages before deciding whether it belongs in the bag.

Open Bored & Noble in Empty

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Bored & Noble’s fiction shelf with original book covers inside Empty
Bored & Noble, seen inside the pretend desktop. All purchases are fictional.

A catalogue written for this pretend world

The shelves include fiction, mystery, romance, science fiction and fantasy, self-help, cookbooks and more. Genre pages give you a smaller shelf to explore, while the Top 100 view is another route through the catalogue. These are game books, not a shop selling real editions.

Look inside, then choose a format

Book pages include opening text and available formats. Look inside for a sample of the fictional book, and check the selected format before adding it to the bag. The sample is part of the browsing experience; buying a title does not promise delivery of a real book or a complete ebook.

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Before you switch on

Bored & Noble is an original parody, not affiliated with or endorsed by Barnes & Noble. The game uses imaginary money and fictional checkout details. No real purchase is made.

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