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Pharmacy & beauty · Inside the Empty PC

Bootless.
Feel good about nothing.

Bootless is a pharmacy & beauty parody in Empty’s British shopping world. Its departments include Beauty, Skincare, Fragrance, Meal Deal. Browse a few of the actual game listings below before opening the store; the shopping, payment and delivery are all fictional.

Open Bootless in Empty

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From the in-game storefront

Earn Disadvantage Card points on beauty, skincare and the nation’s favourite lunchtime transaction. Pick a main, a snack and a drink. Stand in the queue. Leave with a sense of completion and no lunch.

The shop’s own retail character

Meal Deal: any main, snack and drink for $5.99. Mains, snacks and drinks sold separately (never). The store calls its basket a basket; its department names and advertised perks below come from the same storefront you can open inside the PC.

A look at the game catalogue

These are items you can inspect in Bootless inside Empty. Every purchase uses imaginary money.

Choose a department

The shop’s advertised pretend perks

Free delivery
On orders over $25 to any imaginary address
Click & Collect
From a Bootless near the station, all of them
Disadvantage Card
4 points per $1, worth exactly what you think

Try a specific stop

These shortcuts open the actual department or page inside Empty, so you can try the parts described above.

Before you switch on

Bootless is an original parody, not affiliated with or endorsed by Boots. The game uses imaginary money and fictional checkout details. No real purchase is made.

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