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Aldon’t.
The Middle Aisle: anything can happen.
Aldon’t is a supermarket parody in Empty’s British shopping world. Its departments include Food, The Middle Aisle, Health & beauty, Pets. Browse a few of the actual game listings below before opening the store; the shopping, payment and delivery are all fictional.
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From the in-game storefront
Went in for milk. Came out with a welding mask, a trampoline and a snorkel. Not one of them is in the boot. Our own-label lookalikes taste just like the big names, mostly because neither of them is here.
The shop’s own retail character
Specialbyes this Thursday: a kayak, a pressure washer and a heated gilet. All gone by 9.04am. The store calls its basket a trolley; its department names and advertised perks below come from the same storefront you can open inside the PC.
A look at the game catalogue
These are items you can inspect in Aldon’t inside Empty. Every purchase uses imaginary money.
Choose a department
Food
Like brands. Only nothing. 897 items in the game catalogue.
The Middle Aisle
1,003 items in the game catalogue.
Health & beauty
220 items in the game catalogue.
Pets
174 items in the game catalogue.
The shop’s advertised pretend perks
- Fastest tills in the land
- Scanned at 90 items a minute. Pack it at your own pace
- Twice as nice
- Don’t like it? Get your nothing back, twice
- Specialbyes
- New every Thursday and Sunday, gone by lunch
Try a specific stop
These shortcuts open the actual department or page inside Empty, so you can try the parts described above.
Before you switch on
Aldon’t is an original parody, not affiliated with or endorsed by Aldi. The game uses imaginary money and fictional checkout details. No real purchase is made.
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