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Ultan’t Beauty.
All things beauty. None in the bag.

Ultan’t Beauty is a beauty parody in Empty’s American shopping world. Its departments include Makeup, Skin care, Fragrance, Tools & brushes. Browse a few of the actual game listings below before opening the store; the shopping, payment and delivery are all fictional.

Open Ultan’t Beauty in Empty

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From the in-game storefront

Prestige and drugstore, side by side, equally absent. Swatch everything on the back of your hand. Your hand stays clean. Light, airy, unforgettable mostly because there was nothing to forget. Spray it on your wrist. Wave your wrist around.

The shop’s own retail character

21 Days of Beauty: half off a different nothing every single day. The store calls its basket a bag; its department names and advertised perks below come from the same storefront you can open inside the PC.

A look at the game catalogue

These are items you can inspect in Ultan’t Beauty inside Empty. Every purchase uses imaginary money.

Choose a department

The shop’s advertised pretend perks

Ultamaten’t Rewards
Points on everything, redeemable for the feeling of points
Free samples
Two deluxe minis with every order, both empty
Salon
Book a blowout for your expectations

Try a specific stop

These shortcuts open the actual department or page inside Empty, so you can try the parts described above.

Before you switch on

Ultan’t Beauty is an original parody, not affiliated with or endorsed by Ulta Beauty. The game uses imaginary money and fictional checkout details. No real purchase is made.

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