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Hardware · Inside the Empty PC

Mitre 0.
Build a deck. Sit on the deck. Imagine the deck.

Mitre 0 is a hardware parody in Empty’s New Zealand shopping world. Its departments include Tools, Paint & decorating, Garden, BBQs. Browse a few of the actual game listings below before opening the store; the shopping, payment and delivery are all fictional.

Open Mitre 0 in Empty

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From the in-game storefront

Our step-by-step guide takes you from planning to the moment you decide to call someone else. Kettle barbecues ready for a proper backyard session, with a sausage you’ll have to bring yourself.

The shop’s own retail character

Do it yourself. Or don’t. Kiwi-owned, Kiwi-operated, entirely unstocked. The store calls its basket a cart; its department names and advertised perks below come from the same storefront you can open inside the PC.

A look at the game catalogue

These are items you can inspect in Mitre 0 inside Empty. Every purchase uses imaginary money.

Choose a department

The shop’s advertised pretend perks

Trade desk
Open from 6:30am, for tradies who don’t exist
Click & Collect
Ready in 2 hours, or 2 months
Easy as returns
Bring it back with the receipt and the nothing

Try a specific stop

These shortcuts open the actual department or page inside Empty, so you can try the parts described above.

Before you switch on

Mitre 0 is an original parody, not affiliated with or endorsed by Mitre 10. The game uses imaginary money and fictional checkout details. No real purchase is made.

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General shopping

Amazon’t

A familiar marketplace, a mixed basket and the full parcel-to-empty-box ritual.

Explore Amazon’tHome

Pottery Barren

Pottery Barren organises pretend home shopping around rooms.

Explore Pottery Barren

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