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Marks & Spender.
This is not just nothing.
Marks & Spender is a department store parody in Empty’s British shopping world. Its departments include Women, Men, Food, Home & furniture. Browse a few of the actual game listings below before opening the store; the shopping, payment and delivery are all fictional.
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From the in-game storefront
This is slow-whispered, hand-folded, butter-glazed Marks & Spender nothing, served on a bed of more nothing. Quality knitwear and tailoring that will look superb on the hanger you do not have.
The shop’s own retail character
This is not just free delivery. This is free delivery on orders over $60. The store calls its basket a bag; its department names and advertised perks below come from the same storefront you can open inside the PC.
A look at the game catalogue
These are items you can inspect in Marks & Spender inside Empty. Every purchase uses imaginary money.
Party Glasses
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Blue Frock
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Blue & Black Check Shirt
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Gigabyte Aorus Men Tshirt
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Man Plaid Shirt
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Choose a department
Women
3,999 items in the game catalogue.
Men
377 items in the game catalogue.
Food
Not just food. Food-shaped feelings. 897 items in the game catalogue.
Home & furniture
4,417 items in the game catalogue.
Beauty
320 items in the game catalogue.
The shop’s advertised pretend perks
- Sparks’t
- Personalised offers that are personally nothing
- Free returns
- Return to any store, or don’t
- Gift cards
- The perfect present for the person who has nothing
Try a specific stop
These shortcuts open the actual department or page inside Empty, so you can try the parts described above.
Before you switch on
Marks & Spender is an original parody, not affiliated with or endorsed by Marks & Spencer. The game uses imaginary money and fictional checkout details. No real purchase is made.
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