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Athleisure · Inside the Empty PC

Lululemoff.
Feel nothing. Literally.

Lululemoff is a athleisure parody in Empty’s Canadian shopping world. Its departments include Women, Men, Gear, Self care. Browse a few of the actual game listings below before opening the store; the shopping, payment and delivery are all fictional.

Open Lululemoff in Empty

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From the in-game storefront

Our lightest fabric yet: buttery, four-way stretch and so weightless it is technically absent. Sweat-wicking for the sweat you will not break. Breathe deeply. Set an intention. Add $128 leggings to your bag. Close the tab. Namaste.

The shop’s own retail character

Free shipping and free returns. Free from the burden of receiving anything. The store calls its basket a bag; its department names and advertised perks below come from the same storefront you can open inside the PC.

A look at the game catalogue

These are items you can inspect in Lululemoff inside Empty. Every purchase uses imaginary money.

Choose a department

The shop’s advertised pretend perks

Free shipping
On every order, to every mindset
Like New
Trade in gear you never got
Hemming
Free, to the length of your expectations

Try a specific stop

These shortcuts open the actual department or page inside Empty, so you can try the parts described above.

Before you switch on

Lululemoff is an original parody, not affiliated with or endorsed by lululemon. The game uses imaginary money and fictional checkout details. No real purchase is made.

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