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Kathmandon’t.
Gear for the hike you’ll plan forever.

Kathmandon’t is a outdoor gear parody in Empty’s New Zealand shopping world. Its departments include Jackets & tops, Packs & bags, Footwear, Camp & gear. Browse a few of the actual game listings below before opening the store; the shopping, payment and delivery are all fictional.

Open Kathmandon’t in Empty

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From the in-game storefront

Waterproof, windproof and completely unworn. Everything you need to stand at the trailhead, check the weather and drive home for a nap. The ultralight community has spent decades shaving grams off their kit. We went further. Our packs weigh 0 g and carry 0 L.

The shop’s own retail character

Summit Club members: 60% off, always. Full price is a myth told around campfires. The store calls its basket a cart; its department names and advertised perks below come from the same storefront you can open inside the PC.

A look at the game catalogue

These are items you can inspect in Kathmandon’t inside Empty. Every purchase uses imaginary money.

Choose a department

The shop’s advertised pretend perks

Summit Club
Members save 60%. Non-members don’t exist
Repairs
We’ll patch your jacket. Please bring the jacket
Free returns
Unworn, unopened, undelivered

Try a specific stop

These shortcuts open the actual department or page inside Empty, so you can try the parts described above.

Before you switch on

Kathmandon’t is an original parody, not affiliated with or endorsed by Kathmandu. The game uses imaginary money and fictional checkout details. No real purchase is made.

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