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Homewares · Inside the Empty PC
Brisnoes.
Up to 50% off everything. Again.
Brisnoes is a homewares parody in Empty’s New Zealand shopping world. Its departments include Kitchen, Home, Outdoor. Browse a few of the actual game listings below before opening the store; the shopping, payment and delivery are all fictional.
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From the in-game storefront
Our biggest sale of the year, which is also our only sale, which has been running continuously since the mid-1990s. Hurry, the clock is ticking. It always is.
The shop’s own retail character
HUGE SALE. ENDS SUNDAY. (A new huge sale starts Monday.) The store calls its basket a cart; its department names and advertised perks below come from the same storefront you can open inside the PC.
A look at the game catalogue
These are items you can inspect in Brisnoes inside Empty. Every purchase uses imaginary money.
Choose a department
The shop’s advertised pretend perks
- Sale ends Sunday
- Every Sunday, forever
- Free delivery
- On orders over $99 to anywhere in Aotearoa, eventually
- Price promise
- If it was full price, it was a different week
Try a specific stop
These shortcuts open the actual department or page inside Empty, so you can try the parts described above.
Before you switch on
Brisnoes is an original parody, not affiliated with or endorsed by Briscoes. The game uses imaginary money and fictional checkout details. No real purchase is made.
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