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Walnot.
Save money. Live less.

Walnot is a superstore parody in Empty’s American shopping world. Its departments include Grocery, Electronics, Home, Clothing. Browse a few of the actual game listings below before opening the store; the shopping, payment and delivery are all fictional.

Open Walnot in Empty

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From the in-game storefront

Low prices on everything from groceries to garden hoses, rolled back so far they have gone through the floor and out the other side. Members get unlimited free delivery, member prices on fuel and a greeter at the door who waves at you, sincerely, forever.

The shop’s own retail character

Rollbacks on thousands of items. Rolled all the way back to nothing. The store calls its basket a cart; its department names and advertised perks below come from the same storefront you can open inside the PC.

A look at the game catalogue

These are items you can inspect in Walnot inside Empty. Every purchase uses imaginary money.

Choose a department

The shop’s advertised pretend perks

Walnot+
Free delivery, free shipping, free nothing
Pickup
Free at a store near you, in a parking bay marked “maybe”
Easy returns
Return it in store. Bring the nothing

Try a specific stop

These shortcuts open the actual department or page inside Empty, so you can try the parts described above.

Before you switch on

Walnot is an original parody, not affiliated with or endorsed by Walmart. The game uses imaginary money and fictional checkout details. No real purchase is made.

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