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The Bare House.
Where everyone gets a bargain.

The Bare House is a variety store parody in Empty’s New Zealand shopping world. Its departments include Home, Toys, Outdoor & garden, Tech. Browse a few of the actual game listings below before opening the store; the shopping, payment and delivery are all fictional.

Open The Bare House in Empty

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From the in-game storefront

Kiwi favourites at prices that are basically zero, because they are zero, because none of it is real. Everything for a proper Kiwi summer. Sunscreen not included. Sun not guaranteed.

The shop’s own retail character

Where everyone gets a bargain. On nothing, but still. The store calls its basket a cart; its department names and advertised perks below come from the same storefront you can open inside the PC.

A look at the game catalogue

These are items you can inspect in The Bare House inside Empty. Every purchase uses imaginary money.

Choose a department

The shop’s advertised pretend perks

Market Club’t
Members get the same price as everyone, but with a card
Click & Collect
At 86 stores nationwide, from a shelf that’s bare
Sweet as returns
30 days, no worries, no parcel

Try a specific stop

These shortcuts open the actual department or page inside Empty, so you can try the parts described above.

Before you switch on

The Bare House is an original parody, not affiliated with or endorsed by The Warehouse. The game uses imaginary money and fictional checkout details. No real purchase is made.

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