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Department store · Inside the Empty PC

Targot.
Expect more. Get nothing.

Targot is a department store parody in Empty’s American shopping world. Its departments include Home, Clothing, Beauty, Electronics. Browse a few of the actual game listings below before opening the store; the shopping, payment and delivery are all fictional.

Open Targot in Empty

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From the in-game storefront

You came in for toothpaste. You are leaving with a candle, a basket, a lamp shaped like a mushroom and none of the above. Tap “I’m here” and a cheerful team member in red will walk out carrying the exact absence of your order.

The shop’s own retail character

Drive Up: we’ll bring nothing out to your car in about 2 minutes. Stay in the car. The store calls its basket a cart; its department names and advertised perks below come from the same storefront you can open inside the PC.

A look at the game catalogue

These are items you can inspect in Targot inside Empty. Every purchase uses imaginary money.

Choose a department

The shop’s advertised pretend perks

Drive Up
Free, ready in 2 hours, delivered to your imagination
Same Day Delivery
On orders over $35, any day but today
Targot Circle
1% back on everything, in nothing

Try a specific stop

These shortcuts open the actual department or page inside Empty, so you can try the parts described above.

Before you switch on

Targot is an original parody, not affiliated with or endorsed by Target. The game uses imaginary money and fictional checkout details. No real purchase is made.

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