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Officeshirks.
Everything for the job you’re avoiding.

Officeshirks is a office supplies parody in Empty’s Australian shopping world. Its departments include Stationery, Technology, Furniture, Breakroom. Browse a few of the actual game listings below before opening the store; the shopping, payment and delivery are all fictional.

Open Officeshirks in Empty

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From the in-game storefront

Notebooks you’ll keep for best, sticky notes for reminders you’ll ignore and a stapler that makes the most satisfying sound in the building. Upload your file, choose double-sided and collect from the counter, where a staff member will confirm that, yes, the pages are blank.

The shop’s own retail character

Price beat by 5%. Productivity beat by 100%. The store calls its basket a cart; its department names and advertised perks below come from the same storefront you can open inside the PC.

A look at the game catalogue

These are items you can inspect in Officeshirks inside Empty. Every purchase uses imaginary money.

Choose a department

The shop’s advertised pretend perks

Price beat
Find it cheaper, we’ll beat it by 5%, of nothing
Print & Copy
Blank pages, double-sided, collated
Click & Collect
In 1 hour, from a desk nobody sits at

Try a specific stop

These shortcuts open the actual department or page inside Empty, so you can try the parts described above.

Before you switch on

Officeshirks is an original parody, not affiliated with or endorsed by Officeworks. The game uses imaginary money and fictional checkout details. No real purchase is made.

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