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Apple MacBook Pro 14 Inch Space Grey
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Electronics · Inside the Empty PC
Noel Leaving.
We’ll set it up. Then we’re leaving.
Noel Leaving is a electronics parody in Empty’s New Zealand shopping world. Its departments include Computers, Phones & wearables, Audio & accessories, Small appliances. Browse a few of the actual game listings below before opening the store; the shopping, payment and delivery are all fictional.
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From the in-game storefront
Book a Tech Solutions expert to unbox, connect and personalise your new laptop. They will turn it on, wave, and walk out with it. It was never here. Interest-free terms on everything over $500, approved instantly by a computer that also isn’t here.
The shop’s own retail character
Our Tech Solutions team will set it up for you. Then they’ll leave. Then so will it. The store calls its basket a cart; its department names and advertised perks below come from the same storefront you can open inside the PC.
A look at the game catalogue
These are items you can inspect in Noel Leaving inside Empty. Every purchase uses imaginary money.
Asus Zenbook Pro Dual Screen Laptop
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Huawei Matebook X Pro
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Brown Leather Belt Watch
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Longines Master Collection
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Rolex Cellini Date Black Dial
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Choose a department
Computers
72 items in the game catalogue.
Phones & wearables
222 items in the game catalogue.
Audio & accessories
300 items in the game catalogue.
Small appliances
244 items in the game catalogue.
The shop’s advertised pretend perks
- Tech Solutions
- Set-up, data transfer and a farewell
- Interest free
- Up to 24 months on nothing
- Price beat
- Find it cheaper and we’ll beat it, gently
Try a specific stop
These shortcuts open the actual department or page inside Empty, so you can try the parts described above.
Before you switch on
Noel Leaving is an original parody, not affiliated with or endorsed by Noel Leeming. The game uses imaginary money and fictional checkout details. No real purchase is made.
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