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Kmeh.
Two $9 vases. One $18 vase. Endless possibilities.

Kmeh is a discount store parody in Empty’s Australian shopping world. Its departments include Home & living, Women, Men, Kids & toys. Browse a few of the actual game listings below before opening the store; the shopping, payment and delivery are all fictional.

Open Kmeh in Empty

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From the in-game storefront

Our community of hackers have turned our cheapest homewares into things that look slightly more expensive, then sold the photos. Notebooks, markers and sticky notes for a fresh start, or a fresh drawer.

The shop’s own retail character

Lowest prices on everything. Mostly vases. Seriously, so many vases. The store calls its basket a bag; its department names and advertised perks below come from the same storefront you can open inside the PC.

A look at the game catalogue

These are items you can inspect in Kmeh inside Empty. Every purchase uses imaginary money.

Choose a department

The shop’s advertised pretend perks

Click & Collect
Free, from the car park you can never find a space in
Afterpaid
Pay in four instalments of $0.00
Change of mind
Returned within 30 days, or never purchased

Try a specific stop

These shortcuts open the actual department or page inside Empty, so you can try the parts described above.

Before you switch on

Kmeh is an original parody, not affiliated with or endorsed by Kmart Australia. The game uses imaginary money and fictional checkout details. No real purchase is made.

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