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JB Lo-Fi.
Big brands. Yellow tags. No stock.

JB Lo-Fi is a electronics parody in Empty’s Australian shopping world. Its departments include Phones, Computers, Headphones & audio, Accessories. Browse a few of the actual game listings below before opening the store; the shopping, payment and delivery are all fictional.

Open JB Lo-Fi in Empty

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From the in-game storefront

The latest phones and laptops at prices that would be very competitive if anything were for sale. Pick up the cans everyone’s wearing on the train, minus the cans.

The shop’s own retail character

Low prices. Lower expectations. Ear-splitting music in every store, now silent. The store calls its basket a cart; its department names and advertised perks below come from the same storefront you can open inside the PC.

A look at the game catalogue

These are items you can inspect in JB Lo-Fi inside Empty. Every purchase uses imaginary money.

Choose a department

The shop’s advertised pretend perks

Free delivery
On orders over $50, by a guy with a band T-shirt
Price match
We match prices on nothing, enthusiastically
Lo-Fi Perks
Members get a free tote bag, also yellow

Try a specific stop

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Before you switch on

JB Lo-Fi is an original parody, not affiliated with or endorsed by JB Hi-Fi. The game uses imaginary money and fictional checkout details. No real purchase is made.

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