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Warehouse club · Inside the Empty PC
Costnothing.
A pallet of nothing, priced to move.
Costnothing is a warehouse club parody in Empty’s American shopping world. Its departments include Pantry & bulk, Snacks & candy, Kitchen, Electronics. Browse a few of the actual game listings below before opening the store; the shopping, payment and delivery are all fictional.
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From the in-game storefront
Our buyers negotiated the lowest price on earth for 48 rolls of air, a three-pack of empty boxes and a tub of absence the size of a car tyre. It was $1.50 in 1985. It is $1.50 today. It will be $1.50 when the sun burns out. It is also not real.
The shop’s own retail character
Members only. Please show your card at the door. The door is also imaginary. The store calls its basket a cart; its department names and advertised perks below come from the same storefront you can open inside the PC.
A look at the game catalogue
These are items you can inspect in Costnothing inside Empty. Every purchase uses imaginary money.
Choose a department
Pantry & bulk
Buy forty-eight of everything. Store none of it. 408 items in the game catalogue.
Snacks & candy
361 items in the game catalogue.
Kitchen
244 items in the game catalogue.
Electronics
548 items in the game catalogue.
Furniture
4,173 items in the game catalogue.
Jewelry
1,137 items in the game catalogue.
All groceries
950 items in the game catalogue.
Pets
174 items in the game catalogue.
Personal care
220 items in the game catalogue.
The shop’s advertised pretend perks
- Executive Membership
- 2% back on nothing, paid annually
- Free samples
- Every aisle, every weekend, no food
- Receipt check
- A friendly highlighter at the exit, every time
Try a specific stop
These shortcuts open the actual department or page inside Empty, so you can try the parts described above.
Before you switch on
Costnothing is an original parody, not affiliated with or endorsed by Costco. The game uses imaginary money and fictional checkout details. No real purchase is made.
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