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Argone.
Thousands of products. Zero in stock.

Argone is a catalogue shop parody in Empty’s British shopping world. Its departments include Technology, Home & garden, Toys, Sports & leisure. Browse a few of the actual game listings below before opening the store; the shopping, payment and delivery are all fictional.

Open Argone in Empty

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From the in-game storefront

Order online, then Fast Track to your nearest Argone to watch the conveyor belt bring you nothing. Every item still has a catalogue number. Write it on a slip with a tiny pen for the authentic experience.

The shop’s own retail character

Fast Track collection in as little as 1 minute, from a counter that isn’t there. The store calls its basket a trolley; its department names and advertised perks below come from the same storefront you can open inside the PC.

A look at the game catalogue

These are items you can inspect in Argone inside Empty. Every purchase uses imaginary money.

Choose a department

The shop’s advertised pretend perks

Fast Track delivery
Same day, 7 days a week, to nowhere
Fast Track collection
Ready in 1 minute at a counter near you
Tiny pens
Available at every store, never returned

Try a specific stop

These shortcuts open the actual department or page inside Empty, so you can try the parts described above.

Before you switch on

Argone is an original parody, not affiliated with or endorsed by Argos. The game uses imaginary money and fictional checkout details. No real purchase is made.

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