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Empty help · Tools & hardware

Pretend tool shopping.A trip down the tool aisle without a project deadline

Explore tools and hardware for an imaginary home project. The hardware-store parodies give this kind of browse their own retail character, departments and rather serious attitude to selling you nothing.

Open the shop in Empty

A browser game with imaginary money. JavaScript is needed to use the pretend PC.

What you can choose

Compare the individual listings and put together a small project basket. Bunnothings and the other hardware shops organise the range into their own departments; their shop guides let you choose the retail setting as well as the item.

A few things to explore

126 items in this part of the game catalogue. These selections open their actual in-game pages.

After you have chosen

Review the item’s available options and quantity before fictional checkout. Ordinary retail parcels can be followed in Parcels and opened after delivery. Restaurant orders, pizza and vehicle purchases have their own flows; their shop guides explain what to expect.

Read the playing guide for the wallet, delivery speeds and local saved progress. About & privacy covers the parody and product-photo sources.

Another kind of browsing

Furniture

Furnish a room without moving the sofa

Home decor

One more thing for the shelf

Kitchen

Equip a kitchen you will never have to clean

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